LOL moment

So I came home for my lunch break today.  I am scared of bugs.  Somewhere along the lines of getting older I think I have developed a phobia.  I used to be pretty brave.. but am not!  I’m almost 100% positive it’s because of the “Earwig Infestation” that has occurred the last couple of years at our home.  I hate bugs… HATE them!  And I’m very cautious to watch out for them because earwigs would show up EVERYWHERE!  Anyway – I had to throw something in the garbage and saw this odd looking black spot on the floor.  Was it a bee??  It had a pretty big body but was laying upside down on the floor – obviously dead.  There wasn’t very good lighting so I tried to get a good look at it from a different angle but couldn’t see much.  I will NOT touch bugs with my hand so I went to get a kleenex.  Came back – yup.. still dead.. thankfully!  Tried to pick it up but it was stuck to the floor.  What in the world?!  Weird thoughts run through my head -- Did this bug get smashed to the floor and it’s guts are sticking to it or was it crawling and tried to sting the floor and got stuck?  Weird!  I finally got it up with my kleenex and it was crunchy – even more gross!!  I quickly flipped it into the garbage can and it fell out of the kleenex.  SERIOUSLY?!?!   It was a piece of dried BROWNIE!  Yes, I laughed out loud.  Oh how I wish all of my stressful moments would turn out to be so simple.  Thank you God for laughter!